Terms of Use

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Acceptance of terms
When you access www.thenakeddildo.com / The Naked Dildo Web site, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to the terms described below. If you do not agree to the terms, please exit the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site now.

Copyright
www.thenakeddildo.com Web site is owned and operated by Carlson Productions. You agree that no materials found on the Web site or any other site owned, operated or licensed by Carlson Productions may be copied, reproduced, re published, up loaded, posted, transmitted or distributed in any way. You may access material on the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site for noncommercial, personal use only, provided that you also retain all copyright and other proprietary notices contained on the materials. You may not distribute, modify, transmit, reuse, re-post or use the content of the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site for public or commercial purposes, including the text, images, audio or video without prior written permission from Carlson Productions. www.thenakeddildo.com neither warrants nor represents that your use of materials displayed on the Web site will not infringe rights of third parties not owned by or affiliated with www.thenakeddildo.com or Carlson Productions

No warranty
While www.thenakeddildo.com attempts to provide accurate information on this Web site, it assumes no responsibility for accuracy. www.thenakeddildo.com may change the information on the site, or the products mentioned, at any time without notice.

Material on this site is provided "as is" and does not constitute a warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied. www.thenakeddildo.com disclaims all warranties, expressed or implied. This includes but is not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.

Limitation of liability
You agree that www.thenakeddildo.com is not liable for any direct, indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use, or the inability to use the material on this site, or the adult products contained herein.

Indemnification
Without limitation, you agree to indemnify and hold www.thenakeddildo.com, Carlson Productions and its officers, directors, employees, affiliates and suppliers harmless from any claims, losses, or damages, including legal fees, resulting from the use or misuse of any and all products purchased on the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site.

Legal age
By viewing the www.thenakeddildo.com website you agree that you are at least 21 years of age, or of legal age to view and possess adult content and adult toys in the community in which you reside. If you are not 21 years of age, or if you are not of legal age to view adult content or possess adult toys you must exit the www.thenakeddildo.com Website.

Medical disclaimer
No article, commentary, advice nor any other content on the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site is or should be construed as a substitute for professional medical advice. The www.thenakeddildo.com Web site is not designed to, and does not provide medical advice. All content on the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site is for general informational purposes only. This content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. You agree to never disregard professional medical advice, or delay seeking it because of anything you read on the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site.


Order Delivery
We process and ship all orders as quickly as possible. If an order is returned to us as "undeliverable" we will attempt to contact the customer to obtain the information necessary to redeliver the order. If an order that is returned to us is ultimately not deliverable we will refund the customer's credit card and cancel the order. You agree to indemnify and hold www.thenakeddildo.com and Carlson Productions harmless from any claims, losses, or damages resulting from not receiving an order when the carrier (either UPS, USPS or Fed Ex) has confirmed delivery of the order.

Links
While the www.thenakeddildo.com Web site contains links to third-party sites, you agree that www.thenakeddildo.com is not responsible for the content or the consequences of viewing any linked sites. www.thenakeddildo.com provides these links as a convenience and does not endorse the companies or contents of any linked sites.

Jurisdiction and choice of law
Your use of this Web site, and its Terms of Use and the Privacy Policy shall be construed and controlled by the laws of the State of California. Further, any dispute arising from your use of this Web site, or its Terms of Use or Privacy Policy, shall be governed by the laws of the State of California. By accessing this Web site, you agree to personal jurisdiction by the State and Federal courts sitting in the State of California, County of San Francisco.